2023's worst recreation has gotten a Halloween replace, as if it wasn't scary sufficient already

Kath Santarin
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Everybody’s favorite so-bad-it’s-good 2023 launch Crime Boss: Rockay Metropolis has gotten a free Halloween replace, providing you with a option to spend spooky season reliving the horrors of watching semi-beloved 90s actors cellphone it in.

Sure, the sport that rocked up in our lives and supplied us a concentrated dose of half-baked 90s nostalgia that served as a fairly high quality indication that we must always most likely cease doing half-baked 90s nostalgia continues to be receiving updates. Imagine me, I’m as shocked as you might be.

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Crime Boss’ replace 5.0 most likely gained’t prevent from by no means having the ability to see its all-star forged, which in case you’ve forgotten, consists of the likes of Michael Madsen, Chuck Norris and even Vanilla Ice, in the identical mild ever once more, but it surely does give the sport a pleasant Halloween-themed makeover.

As you possibly can see on this trailer, the replace slaps some nicely-decorated pumpkins onto enemy gangsters and provides a chainsaw-wielding slasher film baddie dubbed “Indignant Butcher” (no, not that one Diablo followers) to the sport’s Turf Battle mode.

It additionally consists of some new eventualities, Diner and Seashore Highway Underpass, which is able to activity you with sneaking into enemy territory with out triggering the alarm to thwart trades. It’s most likely protected to imagine these offers are taking place in a diner and close to an underpass, however hey, perhaps that’s only a ruse from some artful gangsters.

If you happen to’re not within the temper to take down the free market, you possibly can go to the brand new “Buying Arcade”, a giant two-floor mall, which seemingly boasts some new methods to buy.

5.0 additionally comes with a bunch of common gameplay enhancements and tweaks, headlined by some new teammates, a stealth overhaul to be able to sneak round with these new teammates, and the flexibility to toggle your crosshair, which you’ll be capable of take a look at out whereas aiming your gun on the head of a type of new teammates.

Detrimental perks additionally look to have been eliminated, which could enable you really feel extra constructive after admitting to your folks that you simply’re nonetheless taking part in that recreation all of them joked about again in March.

Then once more, perhaps you jumped into it totally free throughout September’s Xbox play days and by accident obtained hooked, wherein case they may not spend greater than an hour roasting you by way of your messaging app of selection. Hey, a minimum of you’re not making an attempt to persuade them that you simply unironically love The Lord of the Rings: Gollum or Cranium Island: Rise of Kong.

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